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Kirk told me to get in contact with you about Communications. Not sure he's right on that being the best for me since I can barely find my way around this device as it is, but there you go.

I'd have gotten to this sooner but you know how it is.

[ Seriously Captain Kirk told him to phone Sherlock Holmes. Can he please be woken up from this nightmare now? ]

You're in contact.
Concisely. Skip the embellishments.
What do you need?

SH

[ It's nothing personal. He's rude to everyone. But you remind him of Mycroft, and he's projecting. ]

[ Oh great. He knows that typing style. It's you. Like hell is he going to be brief, though. ]

I want to get involved with the ship's crew; do something useful. You got any better ideas than he does? Maybe something that'll take me where I'm needed till I can figure out what I'm best at? I'm not going to put in an official request until I've covered all the options. I'd forward you my CV, but all my references are at home.

CV unnecessary.
What position were you seeking to fill, since
ship leader has been made so grossly unavailable by
your charming network post.

SEC, COM, SCIENCES. Ship is running on two doctors.

GUN and ENG moot considering you're obviously from a dated version of Earth.

SH

Not funny or cute. No good with science, never was, and I'm guessing your security staff are a little better equipped than I am. Medicine is more Peter's thing, I'm surprised he hasn't volunteered yet. Dated is rich coming from you. I flew fighter jets. Don't be so sure I couldn't adapt.

I thought it was witty.

Tell him to text John Watson ( 001 > 197 ) who stands as our only Doctor on board at the moment. Ratchet seems incompetent. He may be laying low after your little declaration of his mental health issues.

Also you may have the wrong Holmes if you're seeking dated.

Have you checked out ENG? I think Clarke runs it but I have a low opinion of him and Hotspur and Megamind. The last being our ship's mutineer.

SH

Edited 2012-05-23 04:36 (UTC)

Peter and I aren't talking, but I think I mentioned it to Watson when we spoke before. At least I think I did. As for the rest of it: joy. I'll try and remember not to get sick. I'm sorry, you've got a self declared supervillain and mutineer fiddling with this thing's engines? Am I reading this right? I don't suppose 'stop this crazy ride I want to get off' mean anything to you?

[ You can't see him pause in his conversation and just sort of rake his fingers through his hair for a few anxious seconds. What even is this ship. ]

I wouldn't want me anywhere near them either. I wouldn't have ever flown something if they'd let me near the engines first, and the same goes here. But I can definitely communicate, even with the more difficult of the people on board. They don't have to like me, right?

After that trifle, I can imagine. John has hands full, any help would be vastly appreciated. I don't think it would inconvenience anyone if you were 'diseased'.

About right. To be fair, he's more annoying as opposed to actually harmful. I'm genuinely surprised he's not back at the Brig, but to each his own. If you want off there are airlocks, otherwise. Darwinism. Adapt. Survive. Etcetera.

How's your attention span?

SH

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