don't be jealous of my james dean-like nature. and you're the one that's assuming you're getting clue duty in its entirety, I only said I need help making them tricky.
and alright, fine. Neal's supposed to be giving me dance lessons soon, if we could find a way to get the cheese out of his room during that, like... find someone else to snag it and put it in my room, then we'd both be in the clear. better? I'm not sure I trust you as a distraction anymore anyway.
No. No. Don't do that. That will cause a rather annoying pattern of inconsistent methodologies. It would be nonsensical.
For the sake of Neal's privacy, find someone he likes. I don't think he'd enjoy a stranger rummaging about his things. Mozzie, his best friend happens to be an excellent thief (which is not surprising at all). Contact him. I don't have his number, so you'll have to get creative in obtaining.
you can't be the distraction because your heart's not in it. you'll probably just be like "oh, I need to keep you here while Wichita steals your cheese", you'd kill it. I can tell.
so I'll ask Mozzie. somehow. it's perfect. yes, dance lessons. he has his heart set on teaching me to tango, I don't know.
[ lol more like she really wants to learn ]
I'd ask you to join us, but I'm sure you have no interest. also I'm sure you'd just make fun the whole time.
if not getting caught makes him better, than I am too. allegedly. I wanna meet him too, though. he taught Neal what he knows, right? which means he knew Neal before, too.
[ JEEEAAANNNNSSS ]
oh that's nice. and I dunno. hopefully nobody, but knowing Neal he'll find some way to make this as embarrassing as possible for me. so by all means, come watch.
Wichita, I'm impressed you think you're even remotely up to par but as far as criminals go I think you've still got a long way to climb on the spectrum of felonies. Ping me when you blackmail someone interesting, but until then detach yourself from delusions of grandeur. Regardless of whether or not he's met Neal - the fact that Neal terms him better is already enough point of interest.
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Team work implies we're going to be given an equal amount of work. Aren't devising the clues as well as distracting Neal? You're just stealing dairy.
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and you're the one that's assuming you're getting clue duty in its entirety, I only said I need help making them tricky.
and alright, fine.
Neal's supposed to be giving me dance lessons soon, if we could find a way to get the cheese out of his room during that, like... find someone else to snag it and put it in my room, then we'd both be in the clear. better?
I'm not sure I trust you as a distraction anymore anyway.
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That will cause a rather annoying pattern of inconsistent methodologies.
It would be nonsensical.
For the sake of Neal's privacy, find someone he likes. I don't think he'd enjoy a stranger rummaging about his things. Mozzie, his best friend happens to be an excellent thief (which is not surprising at all). Contact him. I don't have his number, so you'll have to get creative in obtaining.
Hiding it in your room is deliriously obvious.
Why wouldn't I be a distraction?
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so I'll ask Mozzie. somehow. it's perfect.
yes, dance lessons. he has his heart set on teaching me to tango, I don't know.
[ lol more like she really wants to learn ]
I'd ask you to join us, but I'm sure you have no interest. also I'm sure you'd just make fun the whole time.
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I need to look for Mozzie. He seems interesting. Never been arrested. Allegedly, better than Neal.
I would make fun of you. Who's coming?
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if not getting caught makes him better, than I am too. allegedly. I wanna meet him too, though. he taught Neal what he knows, right? which means he knew Neal before, too.
[ JEEEAAANNNNSSS ]
oh that's nice. and I dunno. hopefully nobody, but knowing Neal he'll find some way to make this as embarrassing as possible for me. so by all means, come watch.
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Wichita, I'm impressed you think you're even remotely up to par but as far as criminals go I think you've still got a long way to climb on the spectrum of felonies. Ping me when you blackmail someone interesting, but until then detach yourself from delusions of grandeur. Regardless of whether or not he's met Neal - the fact that Neal terms him better is already enough point of interest.
Will do.
SH
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