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[consulting]

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[enarms]

[ bloody hell.

no, alright. alright. you've paved the first slab now, John, and he's paved the second. may as well keep building the path. ]

Fine. I want to take a look. There in thirty.

[consulting]

Alright, will be punctual.
Do you think they'll let me use their shower as part of the tour?

SH

[enarms]

If you stink enough, probably.

[consulting]

I think less than adequate is the better descriptor.
How was your chat with Irene?

SH

[ don't ask how the genius hasn't been able to find a shower in the middle of the ocean. ]

[enarms]

"Irene".
Not over the ezwave.

[ wouldn't dream of it!!! and just in case you need any further indication that john is Probably Not Okay with what he learned during aforementioned conversation THERE'S YOUR.... CLUE... ]

[consulting]

[ if sherlock was a less classy human being he'd actually yell FUCK YOU BOTH. He's been itching to know you have absolutely no idea. ]

"Irene". Later then.

SH

[enarms]

Later.

[ unfortunately for you, you chose to befriend the most emotionally stubborn man this side of Scotland A N D make an acquaintance of the most conniving woman this side of a n y w h e r e

these were your life choices Sherlock you live with them!!! in the meantime John's giving up on texting and just heading straight to Artemis Suites, see you there buddy ol' pal ]