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Again, no. They all rotted anyway.

To my disappointment.

SH

My heart bleeds for you

Take up poetry. I'm sure your readers will have a laugh.

SH

But Sherlock, (surname Holmes)
I'm a published poet
And you didn't even know it
Woe.

Don't you have a traumatic experience to attend to?

SH

But I'm already talking to you.

[ :') ]

*Texting.

SH

Communicating with. You know what I meant

The difference is worth noting.

SH

If you could learn how not to be a pedantic arse by the time my birthday comes around that would be a great present thanks.

A jumper is an easier gift to manage.

SH

A jumper works too.

You're a man of excellent priorities, Doctor Watson.

SH

Something with a bit of blue in it might be nice.